What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

how do you win a game try your best

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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