Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

thumb_up thumb_down +2

womans having rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Nickelback

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I'm going to Re-write History... History

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

thumb_up thumb_down

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

thumb_up thumb_down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops