- Anti Joke

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.