- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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