- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Your face is hilarious.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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