Guest what? Dog

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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