Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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One time i was sitting down

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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