What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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