There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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