- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

Charles Manson is innocent.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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