- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Amazing

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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