Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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