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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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