Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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I'm hungry.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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dead dibbs

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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learn. advance!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Anti Joke

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