Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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