I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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I was watching Fox news.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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