How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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homosexual rights to marriage

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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João Duarte reads this.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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