- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

your no better than a cockroach

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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