- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

what are you mike bibby?

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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