- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

This is an anti- joke

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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