How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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