- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What black and has children A black man

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