- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Justin with a hat.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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