- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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