The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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