- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

How high is the sky? True or False

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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