- Anti Joke

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.