- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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