- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

So one time there was this woman learning...

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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