- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Chick Norris... Enough said

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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