Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Everybody will die

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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