Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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