What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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