- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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