What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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