- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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