- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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