A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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