- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Women drivers...

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

lets bomb africa

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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