- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Thats what she said

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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