- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Women's Rights..

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

i like it in the mouth

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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