Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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