No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Anti Joke

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