What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Matthew Wyckoff

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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