Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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haha black people :D

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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