- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? hope

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What black and has children A black man

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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