Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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