- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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