- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

knock knock come in !

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

a man walked into a bar and said ow

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