What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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