Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

A dyslexic blind man

I was watching Fox news.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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