What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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